Hello! I'm a grad student with a television obsession.

hardziam:

why are teenage girls so belittled? have you met a teenage girl??? they study harder than any boy i’ve ever met. they’re nicer than any boy or man i’ve ever met and their goals and dreams are no less valid so why are they treated like their brains are mushy lumps of goo that only think about boys 24/7???

tastefullyoffensive:

The Wisconsin Humane Society is really good at naming kittens. [via]

thebluths:

chubbymanatee:

ah how could i forget to post my own blackout poetry piece

her?

timelorddarthswagger:

psl:

inside-the-leaky-cauldron:

Hogwarts Weekly. Inside the Big Seven.

damn

Neville forgetting to assign or grade homework .

stiffshots:

Old joke, new spin.

tastefullyoffensive:

Mr. Bean Inserted Into Famous Portrait Paintings by Rodney Pike [via]

Previously: Classic Paintings Recreated with Sesame Street Characters

unlimitedgoats:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

ohhowlucky:

danteogodofsoup:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

standupcomedyblog:

John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner

THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE

GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY

This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.